I saw something interesting today when helping out someone on the #mysql IRC channel. It was a cnf file that was designed to destroy a server. Before I get into the why-not, here are the goods:

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read_buffer = 128M
join_buffer = 128M
key_buffer = 512M
max_allowed_packet = 200M
thread_stack = 192K
thread_concurrency = 8
thread_cache_size = 64
query_cache_limit = 256M
query_cache_size = 256M
table_cache = 8192
query_cache_type = 1
sort_buffer = 128M
record_buffer = 128M
myisam_sort_buffer_size = 128M
thread_cache = 64
max_user_connections = 500
wait_timeout = 200
max_connections = 4096
tmp_table_size = 1000M
max_heap_table_size = 1000M
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Now, you may ask why these settings are bad. I will tell you. First, an equation for calculating per-thread buffer memory usage.

total per-thread buffer usage = (read_buffer_size + read_rnd_buffer_size + sort_buffer_size + thread_stack + join_buffer_size + binlog_cache_size) * max_connections

So in this case we have the following memory usage in per-thread buffers. Any buffers or settings not specifically mentioned above take the MySQL defaults.

1537GB = ( 128M + 256K + 128M + 192K + 128M + 32K) * 4096

Yes, you read that correctly. This server is setup to allow 1537GB of ram usage on the per-thread buffer level. This server only has 4GB of ram. You tell me what would happen if 4096 connections were made and all of them, or even just a few of them, tried to max out their available buffer space. So folks, remember to always check your per-thread variables and make sure you’re not over allocating your memory resources.